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Are We Sure Mariah Carey is Pregnant?
Because, well, you know. She seems pretty fat. Here’s her singing. Probably, like about sandwiches or something. Here’s her thinking, “Thank God for those Spanks!” And here’s her looking, like, big on...
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10 Vegan Actors
I’ll be the first to admit I can’t live without a good hamburger, so these celebrities (or, culinary oddities) are of particular interest to me. Here’s a list of assorted actors who you may know are...
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Raven-Symone…Thinner, Still an Egomaniac.
You’re so Raven, Raven. I think we can all agree that Raven-Symone is gross and despicable at any weight…but it looks like she’s lost some of her BMI to show the world that she can conform to the...
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Jessica Simpson Has Lunch Money.
In fact, her fashion empire has reached over 1 billion dollars! Can you believe it? This flatulent machine (with the help of her mother, her mother’s best friend, and I’m sure a stable of other...
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Lady Gaga’s Whiskey Yoga Diet
It’s new! It’s improved! Now with extensions and a large, paper-mache egg! Seriously, though, Lady Gaga told Sirius Morning Mash Up that she exercises a ton to stay so thin. But also, you know, she...
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Taylor Momsen: Beer Gut Alert
Look, it’s been a perfectly pleasant afternoon, and now it looks even rosier. Why? Because the bane of my EXISTENCE- the whiny, entitled, mascaroed Taylor Momsen has a beer gut. Or gee, I don’t know....
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LeeAnn Rimes Isn’t Skinny Enough
According to her. In rebuttal, here’s her looking like Skeletor. Photo:INFDaily.com She keeps saying how healthy she looks, but according to People Magazine, “Recent photos show the singer, who is...
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Jordin Sparks Shows Off Her Weight Loss
Photo: INFdaily.com Jordin Sparks is proud of her recent weight loss and wants to show it off. The American Idol winner posted a photo of her new body on Twitter over the weekend. The photo featured...
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